The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick
to show u that i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
The guy is always going on the wrong fucking direction. He’s all “let’s get to the center, let’s go where it’s the worst possible fucking place”!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
my dying words better be “im going ghost”